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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Spell Check

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven.

While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.

She saw a beautiful banquet table.

Sitting all around were her parents and

All the other people she had loved and who had died before her.

They saw her and began calling greetings to her

"Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him,

"This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked.


The woman correctly spelled "Love"

And Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman

And asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.

While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her.

"I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill.

And then I won the multi-state lottery.

I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion.

And my wife and I traveled all around the world.

We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today.

I fell and hit my head, and here I am.

What a bummer!

How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

" Czechoslovakia ."

Moral of the story: Never make a woman
angry... There will be Hell to pay later!


At 6:13 AM, Blogger Breazy said...

LMAO!!! I will have to remember this one. My husband would get a kick out of it because it sounds like something I would do to him in joking.

Hope you are traveling safe and getting plenty of rest! :)

At 8:19 AM, Blogger Akelamalu said...

Oh my good God I nearly choked laughing! That's the best joke I've heard for a long time!

At 8:25 AM, Blogger Kelly Kirch said...

Been a long time since I heard that one. :)

At 11:14 AM, Blogger lime said...

an oldie but a goodie!

At 11:27 AM, Blogger Mona said...

yeah! And Hell hath no fury than like a woman scorned !

I should be writing that long pending article about what a woman wants...

At 5:27 PM, Blogger Carrie said...

LOL. Love it!


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