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Sunday, August 03, 2008

And the Winner is...

The winner of the contest is Kelly Kirch. Let’s all give her a big round of applause. I hope you enjoy the book.

And now for something completely different…


A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his
wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday
was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her
Birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still
looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then
took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the
Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her
head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a
Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her
favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into
bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six
again??'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening,
he's gonna get it wrong.

7 Comments:

At 11:46 AM, Blogger Kelly Kirch said...

LOL!!! I bet that was an autobiographical story, huh?

Thanks for the book. I'm still thrilled!!! :)

 
At 12:32 PM, Blogger ciara said...

hahahaha and damn it! i didn't win! *sniff* LOL

 
At 1:48 PM, Blogger Carrie said...

I want a day like that! Too bad there isn't a theme park around here. :(

 
At 2:13 PM, Blogger lime said...

congrats to kelly.

and what a great joke. good one, james.

 
At 3:52 PM, Blogger jillie said...

Yay to Kelly and love the moral of the story. Do you know Robert? I think that was written JUST for him...lol!!!

Hope you had a great wknd.

 
At 6:42 PM, Blogger Breazy said...

excuse me while I laugh a moment! Congratulations to Kelly!


Thanks for the laugh James, hope you are doing well!

 
At 12:01 AM, Blogger Mona said...

Congratulations to Kelly!! :)

LOL! that was a good one James!

Perception is also relative isn't it? :D

 

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