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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Dar-Wednesday

That’s right, it is time for another installment of The Darwin Awards.


Snowmobiles and alcohol are a dangerous mix. Then came the rabbit.


After a day spent partying and racing snowmobiles in the wilderness, a group of snowmobilers headed back to their cabin. Up popped a jackrabbit! The snowmobilers gave chase. Several collisions were narrowly averted, and all snowmobiles backed off... except one.


This snowmobiler kept his eye on the quarry and rapidly closed in. The rabbit darted aside to save itself. The snowmobiler closed in again. The rabbit ran toward the road, where there was less snow. Trying to ram his rabbit before it crossed the road, the man accelerated to Mach 1. But the rabbit had other ideas. It escaped into the culvert beneath the road.


Witnesses stated that the snowmobiler never braked. There was a metallic crunch as the accelerating vehicle rammed into the culvert, followed by a blast that shattered the snowmobile into a thousand bits.


This brand of snowmobile had a fuel tank mounted in front. The culvert admitted the tip of the snowmobile, then cut into the cowling, spilling fuel over the hot engine. The body of the snowmobiler was blown twenty feet back into the field.


The rabbit's whereabouts was unknown.


Who else instantly thought of Bugs and Elmer Fudd?

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3 Comments:

At 7:32 AM, Blogger lime said...

good gravy! i think even elmer was smarter than this fellow!

 
At 8:47 PM, Blogger jillie said...

No brains....NO HEADACHES!

LOL

 
At 4:55 AM, Blogger G-Man said...

OUCH!!!!!

hehehehe...A worthy recipient...G

 

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