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Wednesday, January 16, 2008


It’s time for another installment of The Darwin Awards.

(19 April 2007, Phnom Penh, Cambodia) Unwanted amorous advances on a heifer resulted in a man's death at the hooves of the violated bovine. Sounds of a scuffle culminated in the discovery of his naked body lying beneath the frightened family cow. Injuries to his head and genital area were consistent with being kicked to death.

Why did he do it?

The man's divorce had become final a mere 10 days prior to his fateful final fling. In the divorce, and also a previous divorce, his ex-wives cited his insatiable desire as the cause of the dissolution.

Police concluded that the man died in a rape gone wrong. They do not plan to take action against the cow, which appeared to have been acting in self-defense.



At 6:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that man deserved to be kicked to death!!!!

At 1:56 PM, Blogger lime said...

good lord, he never discovered his right hand????

that's vile. the heifer is my hero.

At 2:08 PM, Blogger Angie said...

Oh my. That's just... sick. Not quite as bad as the young man caught having an amorous interlude with a deer carcass he found alongside the highway, but close.

At least dead deer-boy didn't risk getting kicked to death.

At 10:16 PM, Blogger Breazy said...


LOL! That sure is something to be remembered by after death isn't it? "oh yeah...I remember him, he is the serial cow rapist"

Have a great weekend!


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