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Wednesday, August 01, 2007


It’s time for another installment of The Darwin Awards. I’m head over heels for you…

(20 June 2007, South Carolina) An hour before sunrise, a 21 year-old couple was found naked in the road by a passing cabbie. The unconscious, injured pair was taken to the nearest hospital where, despite treatment, they died without regaining consciousness. Authorities were at a loss to explain what had happened. There were no witnesses, no trace of clothing, and no wrecked cars or motorcycles.

Investigators eventually found a clue high on the roof of a nearby building: two sets of neatly folded clothes, and nothing else. There was no indication of foul play, only of foreplay. "It appears as if the two individuals have accidentally fallen off the roof," Sgt. Florence McCants said.

Safe sex takes on a whole new meaning when you are perched on the edge of a pyramid-shaped metal roof! This is a true Darwin Award trifecta: TWO people die, WHILE in the act of procreation, due to an ASTONISHINGLY poor decision. Bottom line: If you put yourself in a precarious "position" at the edge of the roof, you may well find yourself coming and going at the same time.



At 5:01 AM, Blogger Lonely Housewife said...

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At 5:03 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

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At 5:08 AM, Anonymous linda said...

Although death is a sad thing(especially when they are so young) I couldn't help but giggle at this one. and your witty comment did not go un-noticed.

At 8:17 AM, Blogger lime said...

ok...first off.. a pyramid shaped roof? and they took time to fold their clothing....which means they were not so overcome with lust that they just ripped their clothes off and tossed them. there was aparently some sort of plan afoot....who the hell has sex on a pyramid shaped roof????? am i THAT vanilla? you've really got me trying to process the whoel decision making process now...

but coming and going...BWAHAHAHAHA love it

At 12:12 PM, Blogger Carrie said...

Well if it is your time to go, this would be my pick. lol

At 12:45 PM, Blogger Travis Erwin said...

But what a way to go.:)


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