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Wednesday, March 07, 2007


It’s time for another installment of The Darwin Awards.

(10 November 2004, Wales) Kebab-eating amateur rugby player Gareth, 22, was a bit wobbly after a pub crawl with his friends. His flat was filled with men and women when he pulled down his pants and waddled over to the window, shouting "Who wants summa this?" to the empty street below. A friend grabbed him before he could fall out the window.

In the morning when they awoke from their drunken stupor, Gareth admitted it was a pretty stupid thing to do. But that didn't stop the determined Darwin Award candidate from successfully trying again.

The very next night, with his blood-alcohol level at four times the legal limit, just short of lethal intoxication, he pulled down his pants again and waddled over to the open window, shouting "Who wants summa this?" Nobody was near enough to grab him this time. A friend told the coroner's court that he bent forward and went out the window, hands flailing. Gareth was found outside, impaled on a spike fence below.


At 6:28 AM, Anonymous Linda said...

at least this idiot had an excuse...he was drunk!!!!!! I knew I gave up drinking for a good reason...LOL
poor dumb B------!!!

At 6:56 AM, Blogger Robin said...

Oh! That's just nasty. You'd think that some sort of awareness of the spiked fence would have survived even in an alcohol haze.

At 7:43 AM, Blogger lime said...

you know, if you made this stuff up, no one would believe you.

At 9:54 AM, Blogger Carrie said...

That's cool!

At 11:21 AM, Blogger Leslie said...

What an idiot!

At 11:22 AM, Blogger Sandra Ruttan said...


At 12:00 PM, Blogger James Goodman said...

lol, yeah...drunk or no in this instance I think he got what he deserved. I mean come on...two nights in a row????? Plus wagging himself off a balcony is definately nasty with three snaps in a Z formation. :D

At 5:28 PM, Blogger Donnetta Lee said...

Oh this was really yukky. What kind of idiot would...oh, never mind. Donnetta

At 9:29 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

lol, nevermind indeed, Donnetta. :D


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