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Thursday, July 13, 2006

Love is Blind

It’s stories like this that make me wonder why Americans have such a bad image in the rest of the world.

Basically, this jackass guy, Dr. Pandey, has a 37- year- old virgin son who can’t find a wife on his own. So, being good parents they decided to help out. Friends of the family tried to trick them suggested they pawn off arrange a marriage with their niece who happens to live in India.

When the girless goober strapping young lad rides in on his white horse to sweep away the lady of his dreams, he is a wee bit disappointed with her looks.

It’s not enough they decided to back out of the marriage, but in true American form, they’ve opted to sue the family for $200,000 for emotional distress (just how ugly is this woman?) and travel expenses.

Ain’t love grand?

He flew over there expecting,

And when he showed up he found,

What an ass…


At 5:57 AM, Blogger Leslie said...

[*laughing so much coffee spews from my nose*]

At 6:19 AM, Blogger lime said...

can we arrange some grisly, darwin-esque demise for this guy by next wednesday?

At 6:53 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

lol, I hope you didn't burn yourself, cuz.

Lime, whether it gets documented or not, I'm sure kharma is gonna bitch slap his ass into oblivion and when it does...it's going to be...ugly. :D

At 7:01 AM, Blogger Bernita said...

Wonder what HE looks like?

At 8:18 AM, Blogger barefoot_mistress said...

Hah! You never know what youre gonna get in those arranged marriages! LOL

Kharmas gonna get his Dharma baby!

Nice to see you, James!

At 9:03 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

Bernita, that second picture may be of him, lol.

No doubt, Barefoot. I just hope we get to hear about it when he gets his. :D It's good to see you too.

At 9:03 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

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At 11:05 AM, Blogger snavy said...

Wow! Things like this really shouldn't surprise me yet they always do.

At 12:10 PM, Blogger James Goodman said...

I'm in the same boat, Snavy. :D

At 5:40 PM, Blogger Sandra Ruttan said...

You can't help snickering at this. Duh duh duh duh.

At 5:52 PM, Blogger James Goodman said...

Yeah, I've been snickering all day. :D

At 5:35 AM, Blogger M.E Ellis said...

Oh bless!



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