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Saturday, April 22, 2006

Sunday Funny

Legion of Decency

Index Liberis Prohibitorum - Index of Forbidden Books for Children

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Dad's New Wife Robert
Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Some Kittens Can Fly
Strangers Have the Best Candy
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
Whining, Kicking, and Crying to Get Your Way
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
You Were an Accident
Your Nightmares Are Real
You're Different, and That's Bad

(source: Steven Olderr, Webmaster, Anglican Library Society)


At 3:46 AM, Blogger Bernita said...

James, those are so beautifully, sadistically sick!

At 6:37 AM, Blogger snavy said...

As a parent of small children ... I found those very funny. That disturbs me.

At 7:20 AM, Blogger Sandra Ruttan said...

LOL James! Priceless!

At 7:41 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

Yes, they are, Bernita. i wish i would have thought of them. :D

Don't be disturbed, Snavy. Embrace your inner sadist.

Thank, Sandra

At 12:48 PM, Blogger lime said...

LMAO!! this is a riot. thanks for the giggles.

At 3:06 PM, Blogger James Goodman said...

no problem, lime. :D

At 6:36 PM, Blogger Breazy said...

Thank you so much for warning me about these books ..hehe.. because if my son ever gets one in his hand , I have really had it ! LOL! I didn't realize that boys are very creative when it comes to boredom and what they can get into around the house . LOL!

At 4:37 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

You're quite welcome, Breazy. :D

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