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Sunday, April 16, 2006

Happy Easter

Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.

Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight?
Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he was eggo-centric!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has four rabbits' feet

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion (Sorry, no relation to our Bunions.)

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.

What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
Egghead!

What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
A hare-net.

How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for three hours!

What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Cheer up!

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny.

How do you post a bunny?
Hare mail

How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
Hoppy Easter

7 Comments:

At 11:30 AM, Blogger Sandra Ruttan said...

Thanks for that James! LOL!

 
At 3:08 AM, Blogger Bernita said...

~groan~
You have kids, right?

 
At 5:24 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

You're welcome, Sandra.

Yes, indeed, Bernita. :D

 
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