Rants, Raves, & Random Thoughts

Shameless self-promotion of my writing skills or lack there of.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006


It’s time for another installment of The Darwin Awards. What do you mean I can’t make it? Do you realize how expensive this car is? Duh!

(6 January 2005, Johannesburg, South Africa) Massive thunderstorms had turned the Braamfontein Spruit into a raging river. It was a little past midnight when police warned Barbara, 33, that a flash flood was inundating the bridge ahead. They urged her not to cross. But Barbara was driving a BMW X3, an off-road vehicle with xDrive all-wheel-drive.
Brochures assured her that the luxury SUV with Sensatec upholstery and an 8-speaker stereo system had "virtually unlimited agility." So Barbara laughed off the police advice, and continued towards the bridge. xDrive all-wheel drive lost its grip as the floodwaters swept her BMW X3 off the bridge. Her body was found later inside the vehicle over a mile down the river.


At 7:05 AM, Blogger lime said...

ah yes, our first female contestant hits the jackpot on 'how to remove your dna from the genepool'

At 7:30 AM, Blogger Sandra Ruttan said...

LOL Lime!

I love Dar-Wednesdays.

At 11:03 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

Yes, Darwin is an equal opportunity award. :D

At 9:12 PM, Anonymous Snavylyn said...

Too funny!!!

And, lol at Lime too!!

At 4:42 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

No doubt, Steph

At 3:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonderful and informative web site. I used information from that site its great. »

At 3:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cool blog, interesting information... Keep it UP Wet lesbians full video gsm mobile phones trading jovanka hardcore sex pregnant carbon dioxide use in paintballing Addicted to forex http://www.where-to-buy-vardenafil.info/Payment_online.html unlock a laptop password Conly big cocks free Vestidores descuidos voyeur clomid 2 nude pregnant women stripping clips Erections in saunas Black cock interracial monster sex


Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home

Unclaimed Money Search - It is estimated that 9 out of 10 people are owed unclaimed government money and don't even know it! Find out how much you're owed with our free trial search.