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Saturday, February 04, 2006

Which Evil Criminal are You?

In honor of the work I’ve done on Jerry (my seriously deranged antagonist in The Dance, I have decided to take this quiz. So--which evil criminal are you?

I scored the following:

Congratulations, you're Pinochet!
You ruled Chile from 1973 to 1990, and are responsible for the abduction, torture, disappearance, and execution of thousands upon thousands of political opponents. When you first took power in 1973, you embarked upon a programme delightfully named the Caravan of Death, which extracted prisoners from the country's jails and executed them. Victims were sodomised, blinded, starved and electrocuted, amongst other things, hundreds and hundreds of times in just the two years between 1988 and 1990.
You also were allied with Britain in the Falklands war during the 1980s; Margaret Thatcher, then the Prime Minister of Britain, has said that it owes you a great debt.
I am Pinochet.
Which Evil Criminal are You?
A Rum and Monkey crime.

Sounds like a hell of a guy, but he didn’t have the charisma that Jerry had. So come on, which one are you?


At 1:26 PM, Blogger lime said...

LMAO, I am Jack the Ripper!

Perhaps the most famous serial killer ever, you placed fear into the heart of Victorian London in 1888. You prey upon prostitutes; while they lift their skirts for you, you seize their throats and strangle them. Then you lower them to the ground and cut their throats; perhaps, if you feel like it, you'll slice out a kidney or cut open a leg.

The next morning, the body will be in the open for all the world to see; the newspapers will echo the screaming out on the cobbled streets

At 12:07 AM, Blogger clever? said...

I got the following results.

Congratulations, you're President Harry S. Truman!

Due to the death of President Roosevelt, you became President of the United States of America on April 12th, 1945 - just at the tail end of World War Two. Japan had offered a surrender in January, and once you were in power, attempted again in May. In July, they offered surrender at least six times.

In August, against Roosevelt's known wishes and the wishes of many of your advisors, you dropped an atomic bomb on the Japanese city Hiroshima, and another one on Nagasaki. Literally hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians died; many, many more suffered horrible sicknesses from the radiation. As Eisenhower put it: "the Japanese were ready to surrender and it wasn't necessary to hit them with that awful thing."

Wow, I feel all dirty now, must go wash.
Out, damn spot!

At 8:11 PM, Blogger Dana Y. T. Lin said...

Here's me. It's pretty darn accurate:

Congratulations, you're Elizabeth Bathory!

Hailing from sunny Transylvania, your first blood-related incident was when you stabbed a servant girl in the face with a pair of scissors for underperforming. Some of the red spray landed on your hands, and as you washed it off, you noticed that it left your skin fresh and young looking. From then on you were convinced that the blood of young girls was the secret to eternal youth.

Rather than killing girls outright by stabbing them or slitting their throats, you enjoy torturing them for weeks on end by pricking them with needles or prodding with sharp spikes - all to bathe in their blood. You've killed over six hundred women, all without raising a peep from the authorities.

At 9:46 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

These are great answers. Fun and informative, what more could you ask for? :D

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