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Thursday, February 09, 2006

A Game

I stole this from Snavy.
It looks like a lot of fun, so please play along...

Okay, here's how it works. The person above you in the comment section makes a wish ("I wish I had a banana!"), and then the person below grants your wish, and then wishes something else, but here's the fun part: Your wish is messed up!

Example:

Joe Blow----I wish I had a banana.
Donny Brasco----Granted, but the banana tastes bad. I wish I had a ticket to a concert.
Sly----Granted, but it's a Barney concert. I wish....

25 Comments:

At 4:27 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

I wish I won the lottery last night...

 
At 4:53 AM, Blogger lime said...

granted, but they only pay you in monopoly money.

i wish someone would come paint my living room for me.

 
At 5:25 AM, Blogger Hope said...

granted, but they finger painted it with chocolate pudding.

i wish i was on a beach in jamaica sipping a frozen strawberry dakari.

 
At 5:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

your wish is granted but the strawberries are fake and the beach is polluted

 
At 5:36 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

anon, you forgot to make a wish.

I wish I lived on an Island...

 
At 5:49 AM, Blogger lime said...

granted, but is inhabited only by a tribe of people modelling themselves after roseanne barr and jerry springer.

i wish i had a perfect body.

 
At 5:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish I had a brand new truck

 
At 6:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

granted but you wreck it on the way to get it insured.

I wish I had a heart...

 
At 6:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

granted but it's a transplant from an ape

 
At 6:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It couldn't make you any hairer. Sorry, James I couldn't resist.

I wish Bush had a brain...

 
At 7:02 AM, Blogger lime said...

granted but it's low on the evolutionary scale...a slug brain.

i wish i were a better guitarist

 
At 9:04 AM, Blogger barefoot_mistress said...

Granted, but now you are Jerry Garcia and are missing a finger!

I wish for world peace...

(how are ya gonna mess that one up, huh?)

 
At 9:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

granted, but you are all alone on a deserted island

I wish I could go on a wild shopping spree

 
At 9:31 AM, Blogger lime said...

granted, but you have to shop at salvation army.

i wish i had a motorcycle.

 
At 10:08 AM, Blogger Indigo said...

*granted babe, but it's a cute little Hot Wheels toy



I wish I could fit in my old pair of Levi's still

 
At 10:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

granted, but they are full of moth holes.


I wish I didn't have to work for a living

 
At 12:47 PM, Blogger Dana Y. T. Lin said...

Granted, but you're in prison for life with no possibility of parole.

I wish I had all the time in the world to write...

 
At 12:54 PM, Blogger James Goodman said...

granted but you suffer from chrnic writer's block.

I wish I was a better writer...

 
At 5:50 PM, Blogger Breazy said...

granted , but you can only write crossword puzzles .

I wish my house was already built !

 
At 6:04 PM, Blogger Indigo said...

*granted baby, but it's outta Straw and when you called the contractor he'd only agree to upgrade you to sticks or bricks with another $40000 down payment


I wish I had more hours to blog



.......p.s. James I hope it's cool with you, I've linked you to my blog xxx

 
At 4:45 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

By all means, link away...I have returned the favor.

Granted, but you have no internet access.

I wish I had a multi book deal with a major publisher.

 
At 5:07 AM, Blogger David Niall Wilson said...

Granted, but they are in Lithuania, and your translator speaks only swahili.

I wish people driving wouldn't talk on their cell phones.

--DNW

 
At 1:50 PM, Blogger James Goodman said...

ouch! :D

Granted, but they have now moved on to watching movies on their indash DVD players.

I wish, I hadn't gotten a form rejection today.

 
At 8:55 PM, Blogger Indigo said...

*granted (ouch this is a hard one to make funny :( .... ) and you publish a book called Comment Games For Dummies

...... i know, i know ..... that one sucks but it's late lol


I wish I had a the ability to write stories

 
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