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Wednesday, February 22, 2006


It’s time for another installment of The Darwin Awards. Yeah, I can see this happening.

(31 May 2005, Seattle, Washington) Strength and endurance are two of the most important characteristics that can be passed on to improve the species, so physical challenges between males are frequent. In this case, two drinking buddies found themselves on an overpass 40 feet above a busy freeway in downtown Seattle at 2:45 a.m. It turned out to be the perfect place to determine who had more strength and endurance. Whoever could dangle from the overpass the longest would win!
Unfortunately, the winner was too tired from his victory to climb back up, despite help from his 31-year-old friend. The unidentified champion fell smack into the front of a semi-truck barreling down the highway at 60 mph and bounced onto the pavement, where he was hit by a car. The car did not stop. Authorities did not identify the winner of the competition.
Reader Comments:
"Remember this when you are doing your pull-ups!"
"Avoid that tired, run-down feeling."
"Feats of strength!"


At 8:19 AM, Blogger Indigo said...

Won't his family be proud that he went out a winner.

FFS the mentality of some people.


At 9:50 AM, Blogger Sandra Ruttan said...

Too funny! I mean, unfortunate about the car damage, but boy, if you're that stupid...

At 1:51 PM, Blogger lime said...

all i can say is, 'what a loser!'

At 5:41 PM, Blogger James Goodman said...

he he... :D

At 7:43 PM, Blogger Dana Y. T. Lin said...

I knew it wasn't going to end well as soon as I saw the words, "drinking buddies".

At 7:49 PM, Blogger James Goodman said...

yes, that's right up there with, "Hey, watch this!" :D

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