Rants, Raves, & Random Thoughts

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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

That's not right...

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of relationships in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril and they all stare riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.

He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches.

He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:

"Iron this."


At 6:42 AM, Anonymous Jerry said...

I love that joke. Too funny.

At 7:39 AM, Blogger M. G. Tarquini said...


At 7:49 AM, Blogger bsoholic said...


At 7:52 AM, Blogger lime said...

lol, an oldie but a goodie

At 1:41 PM, Blogger Bernita said...

Liked that.
But I'd rip the throat out of any novelist who built a story to that sort of climax.

At 2:13 PM, Blogger James Goodman said...

Ah, but I do enjoy a good groaner. :D

At 5:27 AM, Blogger Breazy said...

LMAO! I didn't see that coming !

At 12:17 PM, Blogger Tsavo Leone said...

I've not laughed that hard all year (but wait... 'tis only the 4th of January?!?).

Sir, I salute you.

At 12:24 PM, Blogger James Goodman said...

Glad I could suprise you, breazy.

Thanks, Tsavo. I think you will that most of my humor will produce more eye-rolling than laughter, but feel free to stop by and see for yourself from time to time.

At 7:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent, love it! » »


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