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Sunday, December 04, 2005

Sunday Morning Laughs (or Groaners if you prefer)

A chicken walks into a book store and says, "Book book book book book book." The person at the desk hands a book to the chicken and the chicken walks out. The next day the chicken walks into the book store again and says, "Book book book book book book."

The person at the desk hands a book to the chicken and the chicken walks out. The same thing happens over and over and over through the week. The person at the desk starts to wonder what the chicken is doing with the books and he finally decides to follow the chicken next time.

The next day the chicken walks into the store and says, "Book book book book book book." The guy behind the desk hands the chicken a book and the chicken walks out. The man follows the chicken into a forest with a long twisty path, after walking for a while the man comes to a pond and he sees the chicken and a frog. The chicken drops the book and says, "Book book book book book book." Then the frog says, "Read it, read it."

5 Comments:

At 7:45 PM, Blogger Breazy said...

LOL! Good one !

 
At 9:59 AM, Blogger lime said...

i must be a really sick individual to laugh as hard as i do at this stuff. hehehehe. thanks!

 
At 10:26 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

Ah, but laughter warms the sould and even a simple smile can make the world a better place... :)

 
At 11:50 AM, Blogger lime said...

yo uare absolutely right, goody. grinning ear to ear and guffawing heartily and unashamedly

 
At 9:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best regards from NY! » » »

 

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