Rants, Raves, & Random Thoughts

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Monday, December 12, 2005

Sorry, I just couldn't resist...

A frog walked into a bank to see the loan officer, Mr. Pattiwack. He said "Hi! My name is Kermit Jagger. I'm Mick Jagger's son, and I need a loan."

So Mr. Pattiwack said "What do you have as collateral." Kermit said "I have a pink ceramic elephant." So Mr. Pattiwack walked into his boss's office and said "There is a frog out here named Kermit Jagger. All he has for collateral is a pink ceramic elephant and I don't know what that is!"

So his boss said "It's a knick-knack Pattiwack give the frog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone."

4 Comments:

At 6:46 AM, Blogger bsoholic said...

LOL - I've always loved this one!

 
At 8:05 AM, Blogger lime said...

lol, i laugh even at the ones i have heard before!

 
At 10:04 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

Yeah, this is one of those ones that are so corny that they stick with you forever. :)

 
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