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Sunday, December 18, 2005

Groaner of the Day

A duck walks into a bar and says "Got any grapes?" and the bartender says "No we don't sell grapes!".

So the next day the duck comes back and says "Got any grapes?" and the bartender says "No we don't sell grapes, and the next time you come in here for grapes I'm going to nail your feet to the ground!!"

So the next day the duck comes back and says "Got any nails?" and the bartender says "No, we don't sell nails" so the duck says "Got any hammers?" and the bartender says "No we don't sell hammers!" So the duck says "Got any grapes?"

7 Comments:

At 2:58 PM, Blogger lime said...

how can ya not love a smart ass duck in a bar joke??

 
At 4:06 PM, Blogger Breazy said...

LOL! Very funny Goody ! I love the jokes you always post .

 
At 2:12 PM, Blogger bsoholic said...

hehehehe - love smart ass ducks!

 
At 4:33 PM, Blogger Doughboy said...

Funny Stuff
Reminds me of Howard The Duck

 
At 4:42 PM, Blogger James Goodman said...

I do enjoy the corny ones. :D

 
At 7:03 AM, Blogger snavy said...

Love the duck!! LOL!!

 
At 8:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where did you find it? Interesting read » » »

 

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