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Sunday, November 20, 2005

Crime and Punishment

Once there was a parrot and he swore like a sailor. He belonged to a goody-goody little old man. The old man said, "Parrot, if you don't stop swearing, I will put you in a box!" The parrot kept on swearing. So the little old man put him in a box. The parrot kicked the sides and scratched at the box until the old man took him out. The parrot kept on swearing. The little old man said, "If you don't stop swearing, I will put you in a cupboard!" The parrot kept right on swearing. So the little old man put the parrot in the cupboard. The parrot was kicking the walls and making a lot of racket until the little old man finally took him out. The parrot kept swearing so the little old man said, "If you keep swearing, I am going to put you in the freezer!" The parrot kept right on swearing so the little old man put him in the freezer. The bird was making quite a racket for about 5 minutes then it was all quiet. The Little Old Man was beginning to get scared, so he opened up the freezer. The bird quietly stepped out, his hands folded in front of him. He said, "I will be good as long as I live! By the way, what did the chicken do?"

5 Comments:

At 12:01 PM, Blogger lime said...

LOL,, a timely one for this turkey stuffing season.

 
At 4:10 PM, Blogger snavy said...

LMAO!!!! That is a good one!!

 
At 8:00 PM, Blogger Breazy said...

LMAO! funny stuff ! Hey how did you make your post titles purple ? If you don't mind could you email the answer to me at eazybreazy@gmail.com

Thanks

P.S. you don't have to give me that info if you don't want . hehe

 
At 9:36 AM, Blogger bsoholic said...

LOL! That's pretty funny, and as Lime said, great timing!

 
At 2:26 AM, Blogger Jenn said...

Hahaha!

 

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