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Saturday, September 10, 2005

Yeah, that sounds about right....

A writer dies and due to a bureaucratic snafu in the the afterworld, she is allowed to choose her own fate: heaven or hell for all eternity. Being a very shrewd dead person, she asks St. Peter for a tour of both. The first stop is hell where she sees rows and rows of writers sitting chained to desks in a room as hot as a thousand suns. Fire licks the writer's fingers as they try to work, demons whip their backs with chains. Your general hell scene.

"Wow, this sucks," quoth the writer. "Let's see some heaven."

In a moment, they were whisked to heaven and the writer saw rows androws of writers chained to desks in a room as hot as a thousand suns. Fire licks the writer's fingers as they try to work, demons whip their backs with chains. It looks and smells even worse than hell.

"What gives, Pete?" the writer asked. "This is worse than hell."

"Yes," St. Peter replied, "but here your work gets published."

6 Comments:

At 11:24 AM, Blogger Breazy said...

LOL! That is very funny !
Thank you for your comment on my post reguarding my grandmother , it meant alot to me . :)

 
At 2:14 PM, Blogger James Goodman said...

I wish I could come up with something better to say, but when going through this phase of life with a loved one, there really aren't any words to seek comfort in.

 
At 6:42 AM, Anonymous mtreiten said...

That sounds about right. We'd all pick heaven...

 
At 7:04 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

No, doubt. How was Friday night? I wound up working a 16 hour day and missed it entirely.

 
At 4:19 PM, Blogger snavy said...

LMAO!! That was a great joke!!

BTW - I am loving The Dance!! I read it when ever I gat a free moment - I think it is wonderful!! Thank you so much for letting me start at the begining!

 
At 4:25 PM, Blogger James Goodman said...

Snavy,I'm glad to hear that you are enjoying it.

 

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