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Sunday, August 28, 2005

The Next "Best" Thing

Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device, trade-named BOOK.

BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use, even a child can operate it.

Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere-even sitting in an armchair by the fire-yet it is powerful enough to hold as much information as a CD-ROM disc.

Here's how it works:

BOOK is constructed of sequentially numbered sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of information.

The pages are locked together with a custom-fit device called a binder, which keeps the sheets in their correct sequence.

Opaque Paper Technology (OPT) allows manufacturers to use both sides of the sheet, doubling the information density and cutting costs.

Experts are divided on the prospects for further increases in information density; for now, BOOKS with more information simply use more pages.

Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet.

BOOK may be taken up at any time and used merely by opening it.

BOOK never crashes or requires rebooting, though like other display devices it can become unusable if dropped overboard. The "browse" feature allows you to move instantly to any sheet, and move forward or backward as you wish.

Many come with an "index" feature, which pinpoints the exact location of any selected information for instant retrieval.

An optional "BOOKmark" accessory allows you to open BOOK to the exact place you left it in a previous session-even if the BOOK has been closed. BOOKmarks fit universal design standards; thus, a single BOOKmark can be used in BOOKs by various manufacturers. Conversely, numerous BOOK markers can be used in a single BOOK if the user wants to store numerous views at once.

The number is limited only by the number of pages in the BOOK.

You can also make personal notes next to BOOK text entries with an optional programming tool, the Portable Erasable Nib Cryptic Intercommunication Language Stylus (PENCILS).

Portable, durable, and affordable, BOOK is being hailed as a precursor of a new entertainment wave.

BOOK's appeal seems so certain that thousands of content creators have committed to the platform and investors are reportedly flocking to invest. Look for a flood of new titles soon.


At 6:28 AM, Blogger Leslie said...

I like BOOK. BOOK is good.

At 7:12 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

Yes...yes, it is!

At 9:33 AM, Blogger bsoholic said...

WOW! Were can I get one of these so-called "books"?

At 9:57 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

I hear that they are actually going to erect structures that will not only let you browse titles but actually take the purchase home right there without any downloads.

There is even talk of somebuildings offering to "loan" these books out at absolutely no cost to the user.

It is a marvelous time to be alive!

At 8:32 AM, Blogger Breazy said...

I couldn't live without BOOK because it is those snatches of privacy and peace that help me keep my sanity ! LOL! Good post Goody . You couldn't have found a better subject to talk about if you ask me ! :)

At 9:08 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

Thanks, Breazy.

At 11:52 AM, Blogger Kurt said...

lol. Here is a story on Marketplace about a man who has created an industry in his little English town based on used BOOKS.

At 12:48 PM, Blogger James Goodman said...

Hey Kurt, that is an interesting story. How did you run across it?

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