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Thursday, July 21, 2005

Here, Kitty Kitty...

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of
a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It
happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the
offering
was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink
envelope in the plate.

This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity,
approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a
week in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give
some of it to the church."

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

The old lady said, "$10,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for
a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he
practice?"

The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las
Vegas and one in Reno."

4 Comments:

At 12:48 PM, Blogger bsoholic said...

Ha Ha Ha! Good one!

 
At 4:34 PM, Blogger Leslie said...

That's the corniest shit I ever read.

 
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