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Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Ding Dong

Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for a assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms.
"How are you going to assist me?" asked Quasimodo.
"That's easy!" replied the man and he ran at the bell and banged it with his head.
"That's amazing!" said Quasimodo. "Could you show me that again?"
"Sure!" said the man and he ran at the bell again but he missed the swinging bell and fell out of the bell tower. A crowd huddled around the hapless man lying in the street and a police office asked, "Does anyone know who he is?"
Quasimodo came out and said...
The day after the guy with no arms fell to his death, another fellow shows up and said that he was the brother of the man with no arms and he wanted to audition for the bell ringers job. Quasimodo takes him to the bell tower, the guy picks up the wooden mallet and starts to ring the bells. He took a huge swing, missed the bell and fell over the balcony to his death. Quasimodo runs outside and the policeman asks him who the fellow was. Quasimodo says,
"I never got his name but HE'S A DEAD RINGER FOR HIS BROTHER."


At 7:53 AM, Blogger Leslie said...

Uh... nevermind. Too corny to even respond to that.

At 8:24 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

oh...but did I get a solid groan out of ya?

At 7:08 PM, Blogger Leslie said...

No. You got an "Oh. My. Gawd. My cousin is at his corniest ever" out of me.

At 4:51 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

I am sure that I can get cornier!

At 9:08 PM, Blogger Breazy said...

LOL! I love your humor Goody !

At 5:22 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

Thank you, thank you very much.


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