Rants, Raves, & Random Thoughts

Shameless self-promotion of my writing skills or lack there of.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

Actions, words, and all that....

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He
wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could
zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything
she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4
seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services will be at Downing funeral home on Monday the 12th, due to the
condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please
send your donations to the 'Think before you say things to your wife
foundation, Dallas, Texas


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