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Saturday, June 18, 2005

Dog Humor...arf, arf

The following is borrowed with thanks from Brad Sinor:

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler
Make me.
Boxer
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
English Sheep Dog
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb...
Cocker Spaniel
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua
Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
Greyhound
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Cattle Dog
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Poodle
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"


ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN,
THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

4 Comments:

At 6:57 AM, Blogger Leslie said...

"Yo quiero Taco Bulb..." Ha! Ha! I love it! Hilarious! And finally not a joke that is completely corny!! Way to go, Cuz!

 
At 6:59 AM, Blogger James Goodman said...

lol, if only it were my joke. I have to give credit to Brad Sinor for posting it on my OSFW list. :)

 
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