Rants, Raves, & Random Thoughts

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Saturday, April 23, 2005

Yeah...That's about right.

A young man walks into a café carrying a shotgun and bucket full of horse manure. He sidles up to the counter and orders a coffee. A couple of minutes later the waiter serves him his brew.

He downs the hot coffee in one gulp, throws the manure in the air and blasts it with his shotgun. He looks around at the shocked faces in the café, smiles and walks out.

The next day he returns, again carrying the bucket of manure and a shotgun. He walks up to the counter and orders a coffee.

“No way, big guy.” The waiter informs him. “We are still cleaning up the mess you made in here yesterday. What the hell was that all about anyway?”

“Duh!!! I am training for a management position.” The young man shrugs.
“What?”
“You know: I come in, drink some coffee, shoot the shit, create a big mess for others to clean up and then disappear for the rest for the rest of the day.”

4 Comments:

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Cowboy Mouth is great! They know how to work the crowd. Fred LeBlanc is full of energy.

 
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Yes, indeed. I wonder if they will be making another appearance in Tulsa. I would like to see them in concert again.

 
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