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Monday, February 21, 2005

Adventures in the City

I heard this joke today and I thought I would pass it along.

The Pope was taking a limo ride in New York. As he rides around the city taking in sights, he starts begging the driver to let him take over the wheel for a while. The limo driver doesn’t want to deny his holiness, so he eventually obliges and takes a seat in the back.

Within a block, the two are pulled over by NYCs finest, but when the cop sees who is driving, he calls his sergeant.

“Sir,” He begins in a shaky voice. “I stopped someone really important and I don’t know what to do.”
“Is it the mayor?” His commander asks.
“No, more important.”
“The governor?”
“No, sir, even more important.”
“For pete’s sake, don’t tell me you pulled over the president.”
“No, even more important than the president.”
“Who the hell is it, then?”
“I’m not sure, but his driver is the pope.”

Have a great weekend!

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